Name: My Pope Drinks Malört Shirt
SKU: 700559
Availability: InStock

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My Pope Drinks Malört Shirt – Hilarious Chicago Pope Tee for Fans of Malört, Satire & Bold Style

Looking for a unique and edgy graphic tee that combines religious humor, Chicago pride, and local flavor? Our My Pope Drinks Malört Shirt is the perfect conversation-starting apparel for anyone with a sharp sense of humor and love for niche references. Whether you’re a fan of Chicago’s infamous Malört liquor, enjoy clever Catholic satire, or simply want to stand out with an unconventional t-shirt, this Robert Francis Prevost Pope Tee delivers in style.

This shirt hilariously imagines Pope Robert Francis Prevost kicking back with a shot of Malört, Chicago’s most notoriously bitter alcoholic drink. With bold, eye-catching text that reads “My Pope Drinks Malört”, and a cleverly designed image that playfully combines papal imagery with iconic Chicago vibes, this tee is a must-have for fans of offbeat humor and Windy City pride.

Crafted from a high-quality cotton-poly blend, this shirt is ultra-soft, breathable, and built for long-lasting comfort. Available in multiple sizes and colors, it’s perfect for any wardrobe — whether you’re rocking it at a dive bar, wearing it ironically to Sunday brunch, or gifting it to a friend who lives for local inside jokes and alternative Catholic memes.

This tee makes a fantastic gift for lovers of Chicago culture, Jesuit inside jokes, religious satire, and anyone who proudly sips Malört (or at least pretends to). Whether for birthdays, bar crawls, or just because, this novelty shirt is sure to earn laughs, likes, and double-takes.

If you’re on the hunt for funny Pope t-shirts, Chicago-themed clothing, or graphic tees with attitude, the My Pope Drinks Malört Shirt belongs in your rotation. Don’t miss your chance to own this limited edition, viral-ready tee. Order now and let the world know your Pope has excellent — and bitter — taste!

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Style	Unisex Classic Shirt , Unisex Premium Shirt , Unisex Hoodie , Unisex Sweatshirt
Color	Ash , Black , Sand , Sky , Cardinal , Charcoal , Dark Heather , Forest Green , Heather Royal , Irish Green , Light Blue , Light Pink , Maroon , Military Green , Natural , Navy , Orange , Purple , Red , Royal , Sport Grey , White
Size	S , M , L , XL , 2XL , 3XL , 4XL

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PRODUCT DETAILS

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

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Product Details

Attribute	Details
Color	Printed With Different Colors
Size	Various Size (From S to 4XL)
Style	Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand	FunnyT
Made	In the United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom or Germany
Care Instructions	Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry-clean.