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Brennen Oxford I’d Rather Be Dead In Tallahassee Than Alive In Gainesville Shirt – Ultimate Florida Rivalry T-Shirt

Proudly rep Tallahassee and let the world know where your loyalty lies. The Brennen Oxford I’d Rather Be Dead In Tallahassee Than Alive In Gainesville Shirt is perfect for Florida State Seminoles fans who love a good rivalry. Gainesville? No thanks. You’d rather enjoy life in the capital, where the football is better, and the air doesn’t smell like regret.

This shirt features a bold statement that every true Seminole can relate to—because let’s face it, life in Tallahassee is just better. Whether you’re reminiscing about FSU’s legendary football victories, celebrating the historic Doak Campbell Stadium atmosphere, or just enjoying the superior nightlife, this shirt lets the world know where your heart truly belongs.

Why This Shirt is a Must-Have

Perfect for Game Day – Stand out at tailgates, stadiums, or anywhere Gator fans roam.
Top-Notch Quality – Soft, breathable cotton keeps you comfortable all day.
Great Gift Idea – Ideal for die-hard FSU fans, alumni, and students.
Bold and Unapologetic – Say it loud: Tallahassee > Gainesville.

Life in Tallahassee is just better. The energy at Doak Campbell Stadium, the buzzing college town vibes, and the legendary football history—what’s not to love? Whether you’re cheering on the ‘Noles, hitting the bars, or just making a statement, this shirt has you covered.

Get yours today and show Gainesville how a real college town looks!

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PRODUCT DETAILS

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

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Product Details

Attribute	Details
Color	Printed With Different Colors
Size	Various Size (From S to 4XL)
Style	Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand	FunnyT
Made	In the United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom or Germany
Care Instructions	Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry-clean.

I’d Rather Be Dead In Tallahassee Than Alive In Gainesville Shirt

Price range: $19.99 through $39.99

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Style	Unisex Classic Shirt Unisex Premium Shirt Unisex Hoodie Unisex Sweatshirt
Color	Ash Black Sand Sky Cardinal Charcoal +16 Dark Heather Forest Green Heather Royal Irish Green Light Blue Light Pink Maroon Military Green Natural Navy Orange Purple Red Royal Sport Grey White
Size	S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Clear

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Size Guide

Baby Tees (inches)

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)
XS	15.00	18.00
S	15.50	18.50
M	16.00	19.00
L	16.50	19.75
XL	17.00	20.50
2XL	17.50	21.25

Unisex T-shirt (Inches)

Size	Body Length (in)	Body Width (in)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
5XL	35	32

Unisex Hoodie (Inches)

Size	Body Length (in)	Body Width (in)
S	26	20
M	27	22
L	28	24
XL	29	26
2XL	30	28
3XL	31	30
4XL	32	32
5XL	33	34

Unisex Sweatshirt (Inches)

Size	Body Length (in)	Body Width (in)
S	26	20
M	27	22
L	28	24
XL	29	26
2XL	30	28
3XL	31	30
4XL	32	32
5XL	33	34

Baby Tank (Inches)

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)
XS	14.57	16.93
S	15.35	17.32
M	16.14	17.72
L	17.72	18.11
XL	19.29	18.50

Baby Tees (Centimeters)

Size	Width (cm)	Length (cm)
XS	38.10	45.72
S	39.37	46.99
M	40.64	48.26
L	41.91	50.17
XL	43.18	52.07
2XL	44.45	53.98

Unisex T-shirt (Centimeters)

Size	Body Length (cm)	Body Width (cm)
S	71	46
M	74	51
L	76	56
XL	79	61
2XL	81	66
3XL	84	71
4XL	86	76
5XL	89	81

Unisex Hoodie (Centimeters)

Size	Body Length (cm)	Body Width (cm)
S	66	51
M	69	56
L	71	61
XL	74	66
2XL	76	71
3XL	79	76
4XL	81	81
5XL	84	86

Unisex Sweatshirt (Centimeters)

Size	Body Length (cm)	Body Width (cm)
S	66	51
M	69	56
L	71	61
XL	74	66
2XL	76	71
3XL	79	76
4XL	81	81
5XL	84	86

Baby Tank (Centimeters)

Size	Width (cm)	Length (cm)
XS	37	43
S	39	44
M	41	45
L	45	46
XL	49	47

The actual dimension of the product may vary. A 1-inch difference is advised.

Attribute	Details
Color	Printed With Different Colors
Size	Various Size (From S to 4XL)
Style	Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand	FunnyT
Made	In the United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom or Germany
Care Instructions	Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry-clean.