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Don’t Ask Me To Pick A Batch Or I’ll Kill Myself Shirt – Hilarious Workplace Tee for Burned-Out Employees

Feeling overwhelmed at work? Tired of being the one who always has to decide? This “Don’t Ask Me To Pick A Batch Or I’ll Kill Myself” Shirt is the perfect way to say what you’re really thinking—without saying a word.

Whether you work in a factory, warehouse, office, or lab, this shirt will hit close to home. It’s made for production workers, QA techs, managers, or anyone stuck dealing with batch numbers and constant demands.

This sarcastic tee is more than funny—it’s relatable. It captures the burnout, the frustration, and the moments when you just want to walk away from the next decision.

Crafted from a soft cotton-polyester blend, this shirt is lightweight, breathable, and made to last. It’s perfect for long shifts or casual Fridays. Available in multiple sizes and colors, it’s great for both men & women.

You can wear it under a hoodie, pair it with jeans, or rock it solo during team lunch. However you style it, this shirt will get people talking—and laughing.

Looking for a funny gift for a coworker who’s always stressed? Need something hilarious for Secret Santa or a white elephant party? This shirt is a guaranteed hit in any office or team environment.

Plus, it’s ideal for:

Production and warehouse staff
Manufacturing and lab employees
Anyone in quality control or operations
People who are sick of “batch this, batch that”

Show your coworkers that you’re done with indecisive chaos—and that you still have a sense of humor. Order your “Don’t Ask Me To Pick A Batch Or I’ll Kill Myself” Shirt today and wear your workplace truth proudly.

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Style	Unisex Classic Shirt , Unisex Premium Shirt , Unisex Hoodie , Unisex Sweatshirt
Color	Ash , Black , Sand , Sky , Cardinal , Charcoal , Dark Heather , Forest Green , Heather Royal , Irish Green , Light Blue , Light Pink , Maroon , Military Green , Natural , Navy , Orange , Purple , Red , Royal , Sport Grey , White
Size	S , M , L , XL , 2XL , 3XL , 4XL

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PRODUCT DETAILS

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

Introducing our Unisex Graphic Collection, a versatile range of shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies. Embrace the nostalgia and coziness with our designs that celebrate the 90s and 00s. These pieces are comfortable, eye-catching, and effortlessly cool. While they might not guarantee a date, they’ll definitely make a statement. Here’s everything you need to know:

Processing Time: Orders are processed within 1-3 days.
Shipping: All orders are shipped via USPS Ground Advantage (2-5 days) unless otherwise specified.
Guarantee: We stand by our products 100%. If you’re not satisfied, we’ll give you your money back.
Sizing: Check the size guide under the "Add to Cart" button for accurate measurements.
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Product Details

Attribute	Details
Color	Printed With Different Colors
Size	Various Size (From S to 4XL)
Style	Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand	FunnyT
Made	In the United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom or Germany
Care Instructions	Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry-clean.

Don’t Ask Me To Pick A Batch Or I’ll Kill Myself Shirt

$19.99 – $39.99

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Style	Unisex Classic Shirt Unisex Premium Shirt Unisex Hoodie Unisex Sweatshirt
Color	Ash Black Sand Sky Cardinal Charcoal +16 Dark Heather Forest Green Heather Royal Irish Green Light Blue Light Pink Maroon Military Green Natural Navy Orange Purple Red Royal Sport Grey White
Size	S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Clear

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Size Guide

Baby Tees (inches)

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)
XS	15.00	18.00
S	15.50	18.50
M	16.00	19.00
L	16.50	19.75
XL	17.00	20.50
2XL	17.50	21.25

Unisex T-shirt (Inches)

Size	Body Length (in)	Body Width (in)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
5XL	35	32

Unisex Hoodie (Inches)

Size	Body Length (in)	Body Width (in)
S	26	20
M	27	22
L	28	24
XL	29	26
2XL	30	28
3XL	31	30
4XL	32	32
5XL	33	34

Unisex Sweatshirt (Inches)

Size	Body Length (in)	Body Width (in)
S	26	20
M	27	22
L	28	24
XL	29	26
2XL	30	28
3XL	31	30
4XL	32	32
5XL	33	34

Baby Tank (Inches)

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)
XS	14.57	16.93
S	15.35	17.32
M	16.14	17.72
L	17.72	18.11
XL	19.29	18.50

Baby Tees (Centimeters)

Size	Width (cm)	Length (cm)
XS	38.10	45.72
S	39.37	46.99
M	40.64	48.26
L	41.91	50.17
XL	43.18	52.07
2XL	44.45	53.98

Unisex T-shirt (Centimeters)

Size	Body Length (cm)	Body Width (cm)
S	71	46
M	74	51
L	76	56
XL	79	61
2XL	81	66
3XL	84	71
4XL	86	76
5XL	89	81

Unisex Hoodie (Centimeters)

Size	Body Length (cm)	Body Width (cm)
S	66	51
M	69	56
L	71	61
XL	74	66
2XL	76	71
3XL	79	76
4XL	81	81
5XL	84	86

Unisex Sweatshirt (Centimeters)

Size	Body Length (cm)	Body Width (cm)
S	66	51
M	69	56
L	71	61
XL	74	66
2XL	76	71
3XL	79	76
4XL	81	81
5XL	84	86

Baby Tank (Centimeters)

Size	Width (cm)	Length (cm)
XS	37	43
S	39	44
M	41	45
L	45	46
XL	49	47

The actual dimension of the product may vary. A 1-inch difference is advised.

Style	Unisex Classic Shirt , Unisex Premium Shirt , Unisex Hoodie , Unisex Sweatshirt
Color	Ash , Black , Sand , Sky , Cardinal , Charcoal , Dark Heather , Forest Green , Heather Royal , Irish Green , Light Blue , Light Pink , Maroon , Military Green , Natural , Navy , Orange , Purple , Red , Royal , Sport Grey , White
Size	S , M , L , XL , 2XL , 3XL , 4XL

Attribute	Details
Color	Printed With Different Colors
Size	Various Size (From S to 4XL)
Style	Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand	FunnyT
Made	In the United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom or Germany
Care Instructions	Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry-clean.