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Don’t Ask Me To Pick A Batch Or I’ll Kill Myself Shirt
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Size Guide
Baby Tees (inches)
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15.00 | 18.00 |
| S | 15.50 | 18.50 |
| M | 16.00 | 19.00 |
| L | 16.50 | 19.75 |
| XL | 17.00 | 20.50 |
| 2XL | 17.50 | 21.25 |
Unisex T-shirt (Inches)
| Size | Body Length (in) | Body Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Unisex Hoodie (Inches)
| Size | Body Length (in) | Body Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26 | 20 |
| M | 27 | 22 |
| L | 28 | 24 |
| XL | 29 | 26 |
| 2XL | 30 | 28 |
| 3XL | 31 | 30 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 |
| 5XL | 33 | 34 |
Unisex Sweatshirt (Inches)
| Size | Body Length (in) | Body Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26 | 20 |
| M | 27 | 22 |
| L | 28 | 24 |
| XL | 29 | 26 |
| 2XL | 30 | 28 |
| 3XL | 31 | 30 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 |
| 5XL | 33 | 34 |
Baby Tank (Inches)
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 14.57 | 16.93 |
| S | 15.35 | 17.32 |
| M | 16.14 | 17.72 |
| L | 17.72 | 18.11 |
| XL | 19.29 | 18.50 |
Baby Tees (Centimeters)
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 38.10 | 45.72 |
| S | 39.37 | 46.99 |
| M | 40.64 | 48.26 |
| L | 41.91 | 50.17 |
| XL | 43.18 | 52.07 |
| 2XL | 44.45 | 53.98 |
Unisex T-shirt (Centimeters)
| Size | Body Length (cm) | Body Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71 | 46 |
| M | 74 | 51 |
| L | 76 | 56 |
| XL | 79 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81 | 66 |
| 3XL | 84 | 71 |
| 4XL | 86 | 76 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81 |
Unisex Hoodie (Centimeters)
| Size | Body Length (cm) | Body Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 66 | 51 |
| M | 69 | 56 |
| L | 71 | 61 |
| XL | 74 | 66 |
| 2XL | 76 | 71 |
| 3XL | 79 | 76 |
| 4XL | 81 | 81 |
| 5XL | 84 | 86 |
Unisex Sweatshirt (Centimeters)
| Size | Body Length (cm) | Body Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 66 | 51 |
| M | 69 | 56 |
| L | 71 | 61 |
| XL | 74 | 66 |
| 2XL | 76 | 71 |
| 3XL | 79 | 76 |
| 4XL | 81 | 81 |
| 5XL | 84 | 86 |
Baby Tank (Centimeters)
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 37 | 43 |
| S | 39 | 44 |
| M | 41 | 45 |
| L | 45 | 46 |
| XL | 49 | 47 |
The actual dimension of the product may vary. A 1-inch difference is advised.
Description
Don’t Ask Me To Pick A Batch Or I’ll Kill Myself Shirt – Hilarious Workplace Tee for Burned-Out Employees
Feeling overwhelmed at work? Tired of being the one who always has to decide? This “Don’t Ask Me To Pick A Batch Or I’ll Kill Myself” Shirt is the perfect way to say what you’re really thinking—without saying a word.
Whether you work in a factory, warehouse, office, or lab, this shirt will hit close to home. It’s made for production workers, QA techs, managers, or anyone stuck dealing with batch numbers and constant demands.
This sarcastic tee is more than funny—it’s relatable. It captures the burnout, the frustration, and the moments when you just want to walk away from the next decision.
Crafted from a soft cotton-polyester blend, this shirt is lightweight, breathable, and made to last. It’s perfect for long shifts or casual Fridays. Available in multiple sizes and colors, it’s great for both men & women.
You can wear it under a hoodie, pair it with jeans, or rock it solo during team lunch. However you style it, this shirt will get people talking—and laughing.
Looking for a funny gift for a coworker who’s always stressed? Need something hilarious for Secret Santa or a white elephant party? This shirt is a guaranteed hit in any office or team environment.
Plus, it’s ideal for:
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Production and warehouse staff
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Manufacturing and lab employees
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Anyone in quality control or operations
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People who are sick of “batch this, batch that”
Show your coworkers that you’re done with indecisive chaos—and that you still have a sense of humor. Order your “Don’t Ask Me To Pick A Batch Or I’ll Kill Myself” Shirt today and wear your workplace truth proudly.
Additional information
| Style | Unisex Classic Shirt, Unisex Hoodie, Unisex Premium Shirt, Unisex Sweatshirt |
|---|---|
| Color | Ash, Black, Cardinal, Charcoal, Dark Heather, Forest Green, Heather Royal, Irish Green, Light Blue, Light Pink, Maroon, Military Green, Natural, Navy, Orange, Purple, Red, Royal, Sand, Sky, Sport Grey, White |
| Size | 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, L, M, S, XL |
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PRODUCT DETAILS
Introducing our Unisex Graphic Collection, a versatile range of shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies. Embrace the nostalgia and coziness with our designs that celebrate the 90s and 00s. These pieces are comfortable, eye-catching, and effortlessly cool. While they might not guarantee a date, they’ll definitely make a statement. Here’s everything you need to know:
- Processing Time: Orders are processed within 1-3 days.
- Shipping: All orders are shipped via USPS Ground Advantage (2-5 days) unless otherwise specified.
- Guarantee: We stand by our products 100%. If you’re not satisfied, we’ll give you your money back.
- Sizing: Check the size guide under the "Add to Cart" button for accurate measurements.
- Need Help?: Can’t find what you’re looking for? Contact us – we’re here to help!
Our FunnyT collection features ironic graphics that are all the rage. Whether you’re into meme clothing, TikTok trends, or just love turning heads with your fashion choices, our collection has got you covered.
🌟 More Than Just Clothes: They’re works of art, combining style and humor to showcase your unique personality. Wear them proudly and let your sense of humor shine!
💨 Fast Shipping: Need it in a hurry? No problem! We’ll have it shipped to your doorstep within 2 business days – quicker than you can say, “Where’s my package?”
💯 Satisfaction Guaranteed: If these items don’t have you in stitches, let us know, and we’ll sort it out or give you a refund. That’s our promise of 100% satisfaction!
📺 As Seen On: You know it’s a winner when we’ve been featured on Comedy Central and Barstool Sports! Rub shoulders with the funniest folks around – you’re in good company!
🇺🇸 Proudly Made in the USA: Our collection supports local talent and guarantees top-notch quality. It’s like adding a touch of stars and stripes to your wardrobe!
So there you have it – the Unisex Graphic Collection that’s soft, hilarious, and spot-on! With pre-shrunk fabric and durable construction, these garments are the superheroes of clothing. Add them to your cart now and get ready to unleash your humor in style! 🚀🤣
Product Details
| Attribute | Details |
|---|---|
| Color | Printed With Different Colors |
| Size | Various Size (From S to 4XL) |
| Style | Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts |
| Brand | FunnyT |
| Made | In the United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom or Germany |
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