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I'd Rather Be Dead In Tallahassee Than Alive In Gainesville Shirt
I'd Rather Be Dead In Tallahassee Than Alive In Gainesville Shirts
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    I’d Rather Be Dead In Tallahassee Than Alive In Gainesville Shirt

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      Size Guide

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      Baby Tees (inches)

      Baby Tees Size Guide
      Size Width (in) Length (in)
      XS 15.00 18.00
      S 15.50 18.50
      M 16.00 19.00
      L 16.50 19.75
      XL 17.00 20.50
      2XL 17.50 21.25

      Unisex T-shirt (Inches)

      Shirt Size Guide
      Size Body Length (in) Body Width (in)
      S 28 18
      M 29 20
      L 30 22
      XL 31 24
      2XL 32 26
      3XL 33 28
      4XL 34 30
      5XL 35 32

      Unisex Hoodie (Inches)

      Hoodie Size Guide
      Size Body Length (in) Body Width (in)
      S 26 20
      M 27 22
      L 28 24
      XL 29 26
      2XL 30 28
      3XL 31 30
      4XL 32 32
      5XL 33 34

      Unisex Sweatshirt (Inches)

      Sweatshirt Size Guide
      Size Body Length (in) Body Width (in)
      S 26 20
      M 27 22
      L 28 24
      XL 29 26
      2XL 30 28
      3XL 31 30
      4XL 32 32
      5XL 33 34

      Baby Tank (Inches)

      Baby Tank Size Guide
      Size Width (in) Length (in)
      XS 14.57 16.93
      S 15.35 17.32
      M 16.14 17.72
      L 17.72 18.11
      XL 19.29 18.50

      Baby Tees (Centimeters)

      Baby Tees Size Guide
      Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
      XS 38.10 45.72
      S 39.37 46.99
      M 40.64 48.26
      L 41.91 50.17
      XL 43.18 52.07
      2XL 44.45 53.98

      Unisex T-shirt (Centimeters)

      Shirt Size Guide
      Size Body Length (cm) Body Width (cm)
      S 71 46
      M 74 51
      L 76 56
      XL 79 61
      2XL 81 66
      3XL 84 71
      4XL 86 76
      5XL 89 81

      Unisex Hoodie (Centimeters)

      Hoodie Size Guide
      Size Body Length (cm) Body Width (cm)
      S 66 51
      M 69 56
      L 71 61
      XL 74 66
      2XL 76 71
      3XL 79 76
      4XL 81 81
      5XL 84 86

      Unisex Sweatshirt (Centimeters)

      Sweatshirt Size Guide
      Size Body Length (cm) Body Width (cm)
      S 66 51
      M 69 56
      L 71 61
      XL 74 66
      2XL 76 71
      3XL 79 76
      4XL 81 81
      5XL 84 86

      Baby Tank (Centimeters)

      Baby Tank Size Guide
      Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
      XS 37 43
      S 39 44
      M 41 45
      L 45 46
      XL 49 47

      The actual dimension of the product may vary. A 1-inch difference is advised.

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      Brennen Oxford I’d Rather Be Dead In Tallahassee Than Alive In Gainesville Shirt – Ultimate Florida Rivalry T-Shirt

      Proudly rep Tallahassee and let the world know where your loyalty lies. The Brennen Oxford I’d Rather Be Dead In Tallahassee Than Alive In Gainesville Shirt is perfect for Florida State Seminoles fans who love a good rivalry. Gainesville? No thanks. You’d rather enjoy life in the capital, where the football is better, and the air doesn’t smell like regret.

      This shirt features a bold statement that every true Seminole can relate to—because let’s face it, life in Tallahassee is just better. Whether you’re reminiscing about FSU’s legendary football victories, celebrating the historic Doak Campbell Stadium atmosphere, or just enjoying the superior nightlife, this shirt lets the world know where your heart truly belongs.

      Why This Shirt is a Must-Have

      • Perfect for Game Day – Stand out at tailgates, stadiums, or anywhere Gator fans roam.
      • Top-Notch Quality – Soft, breathable cotton keeps you comfortable all day.
      • Great Gift Idea – Ideal for die-hard FSU fans, alumni, and students.
      • Bold and Unapologetic – Say it loud: Tallahassee > Gainesville.

      Life in Tallahassee is just better. The energy at Doak Campbell Stadium, the buzzing college town vibes, and the legendary football history—what’s not to love? Whether you’re cheering on the ‘Noles, hitting the bars, or just making a statement, this shirt has you covered.

      Get yours today and show Gainesville how a real college town looks!

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      PRODUCT DETAILS
      Classic Shirt

      CLASSIC T-SHIRT

      Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

      Hoodie

      HOODIE

      50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

      premium shirt

      PREMIUM T-SHIRT

      Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

      Sweatshirt

      SWEATSHIRT

      Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

      Introducing our Unisex Graphic Collection, a versatile range of shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies. Embrace the nostalgia and coziness with our designs that celebrate the 90s and 00s. These pieces are comfortable, eye-catching, and effortlessly cool. While they might not guarantee a date, they’ll definitely make a statement. Here’s everything you need to know:

      • Processing Time: Orders are processed within 1-3 days.
      • Shipping: All orders are shipped via USPS Ground Advantage (2-5 days) unless otherwise specified.
      • Guarantee: We stand by our products 100%. If you’re not satisfied, we’ll give you your money back.
      • Sizing: Check the size guide under the "Add to Cart" button for accurate measurements.
      • Need Help?: Can’t find what you’re looking for? Contact us – we’re here to help!

      Our FunnyT collection features ironic graphics that are all the rage. Whether you’re into meme clothing, TikTok trends, or just love turning heads with your fashion choices, our collection has got you covered.

      🌟 More Than Just Clothes: They’re works of art, combining style and humor to showcase your unique personality. Wear them proudly and let your sense of humor shine!

      💨 Fast Shipping: Need it in a hurry? No problem! We’ll have it shipped to your doorstep within 2 business days – quicker than you can say, “Where’s my package?”

      💯 Satisfaction Guaranteed: If these items don’t have you in stitches, let us know, and we’ll sort it out or give you a refund. That’s our promise of 100% satisfaction!

      📺 As Seen On: You know it’s a winner when we’ve been featured on Comedy Central and Barstool Sports! Rub shoulders with the funniest folks around – you’re in good company!

      🇺🇸 Proudly Made in the USA: Our collection supports local talent and guarantees top-notch quality. It’s like adding a touch of stars and stripes to your wardrobe!

      So there you have it – the Unisex Graphic Collection that’s soft, hilarious, and spot-on! With pre-shrunk fabric and durable construction, these garments are the superheroes of clothing. Add them to your cart now and get ready to unleash your humor in style! 🚀🤣

      Product Details

      Product Details

      Attribute Details
      Color Printed With Different Colors
      Size Various Size (From S to 4XL)
      Style Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
      Brand FunnyT
      Made In the United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom or Germany
      Care Instructions
      • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
      • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
      • Tumble dry medium.
      • Do not iron.
      • Do not dry-clean.