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Crab Rangoon Whore Shirt
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Size Guide
Baby Tees (inches)
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15.00 | 18.00 |
| S | 15.50 | 18.50 |
| M | 16.00 | 19.00 |
| L | 16.50 | 19.75 |
| XL | 17.00 | 20.50 |
| 2XL | 17.50 | 21.25 |
Unisex T-shirt (Inches)
| Size | Body Length (in) | Body Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Unisex Hoodie (Inches)
| Size | Body Length (in) | Body Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26 | 20 |
| M | 27 | 22 |
| L | 28 | 24 |
| XL | 29 | 26 |
| 2XL | 30 | 28 |
| 3XL | 31 | 30 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 |
| 5XL | 33 | 34 |
Unisex Sweatshirt (Inches)
| Size | Body Length (in) | Body Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 26 | 20 |
| M | 27 | 22 |
| L | 28 | 24 |
| XL | 29 | 26 |
| 2XL | 30 | 28 |
| 3XL | 31 | 30 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 |
| 5XL | 33 | 34 |
Baby Tank (Inches)
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 14.57 | 16.93 |
| S | 15.35 | 17.32 |
| M | 16.14 | 17.72 |
| L | 17.72 | 18.11 |
| XL | 19.29 | 18.50 |
Baby Tees (Centimeters)
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 38.10 | 45.72 |
| S | 39.37 | 46.99 |
| M | 40.64 | 48.26 |
| L | 41.91 | 50.17 |
| XL | 43.18 | 52.07 |
| 2XL | 44.45 | 53.98 |
Unisex T-shirt (Centimeters)
| Size | Body Length (cm) | Body Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71 | 46 |
| M | 74 | 51 |
| L | 76 | 56 |
| XL | 79 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81 | 66 |
| 3XL | 84 | 71 |
| 4XL | 86 | 76 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81 |
Unisex Hoodie (Centimeters)
| Size | Body Length (cm) | Body Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 66 | 51 |
| M | 69 | 56 |
| L | 71 | 61 |
| XL | 74 | 66 |
| 2XL | 76 | 71 |
| 3XL | 79 | 76 |
| 4XL | 81 | 81 |
| 5XL | 84 | 86 |
Unisex Sweatshirt (Centimeters)
| Size | Body Length (cm) | Body Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 66 | 51 |
| M | 69 | 56 |
| L | 71 | 61 |
| XL | 74 | 66 |
| 2XL | 76 | 71 |
| 3XL | 79 | 76 |
| 4XL | 81 | 81 |
| 5XL | 84 | 86 |
Baby Tank (Centimeters)
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 37 | 43 |
| S | 39 | 44 |
| M | 41 | 45 |
| L | 45 | 46 |
| XL | 49 | 47 |
The actual dimension of the product may vary. A 1-inch difference is advised.
Description
Crab Rangoon Whore Shirt – For Those Who Live, Laugh, and Rangoon
Do you treat a Chinese takeout menu like sacred scripture? Is Crab Rangoon your true love, the one you’d drop everything for? Well, now you can flaunt it proudly with the Crab Rangoon Whore Shirt. Let the world know where your loyalties really lie—with those crispy, cream cheese-filled delights.
Crab Rangoon Whore Shirt – Your New Go-To
This shirt isn’t just an outfit; it’s a lifestyle. Whether you’re lounging at home, hitting up your favorite takeout spot, or impressing friends with your culinary dedication, this shirt speaks volumes. It shows your love for that crunchy, savory bite of pure joy that we all secretly worship.
Comfortable and Durable
Made from a blend of cotton and polyester, this shirt offers the best of both worlds. It’s soft, breathable, and machine washable. You can wear it for a night out or a cozy day in. Plus, it comes in various sizes to fit anyone’s deep-fried passion.
A Perfect Gift
If you know someone who dreams of Crab Rangoon, this is the perfect gift. It’s ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just because. They’ll wear it proudly—and maybe even get a few free dumplings out of it!
Don’t wait! Order your Crab Rangoon Whore Tee today and indulge in style.
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PRODUCT DETAILS
Introducing our Unisex Graphic Collection, a versatile range of shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies. Embrace the nostalgia and coziness with our designs that celebrate the 90s and 00s. These pieces are comfortable, eye-catching, and effortlessly cool. While they might not guarantee a date, they’ll definitely make a statement. Here’s everything you need to know:
- Processing Time: Orders are processed within 1-3 days.
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- Guarantee: We stand by our products 100%. If you’re not satisfied, we’ll give you your money back.
- Sizing: Check the size guide under the "Add to Cart" button for accurate measurements.
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Product Details
| Attribute | Details |
|---|---|
| Color | Printed With Different Colors |
| Size | Various Size (From S to 4XL) |
| Style | Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts |
| Brand | FunnyT |
| Made | In the United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom or Germany |
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